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I was going to tear The Mandalorian and Grogu to pieces myself, but Matt Oakes said everything that needs to be said.
To say I was actively aghast at every second of this movie is not an exaggeration. Just as it brings me no pleasure to report how creatively and emotionally bankrupt this entire project is, there was not a single moment in its two-hour-plus runtime that gave me even one modicum of joy. Matt Oakes at…
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Been fined by ParkingEye (or any other parking overlord) for a 5-10 minute stay in a car park?
ParkingEye – and indeed many other carpark cash generators – are wankers, and they’re infamous for sending extortionate fines to drivers who spent 5-10 minutes checking the parking terms, deciding against it (for whatever reason) and leaving immediately. In the UK the law says drivers have got 5 minutes grace after entering, sometimes extended to…
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Nirvana’s ‘Nevermind’ cover star Spencer Elden behaves in adulthood like an attention-deprived twat, in my personal opinion
Imagine as an adult cheerfully exploiting your status as the kid on the front of Nevermind for years – telling everyone that’s you, repeatedly posing for recreations – and then when people stop caring enough and you’re not making any money off it any more, deciding to instead sue the band and the photographer and…
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Hackneyed internet phrases that terminally online Reddit users love to whip out for a lazy Karma boost
“I’m so tired of this timeline” Yes, we know, the world is pretty fucked and we’re (mostly) all tired of it. Unless you’re a supporter of corrupt, warmongering, rapist paedophiles or whatever, I guess. But why express your own honest heartfelt emotions when you can lazily bash out this terminally overused line that was born…