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  • Bokashi bins + soil factory + wormery = homemade compost!

    I have a little garden space in front of the patio on my ground floor flat and the food bin for the whole block is annoyingly far away. Okay fine it’s only a one minute walk and I’m out there often enough with my regular bins. But I decided to look into composting my food…

    July 22, 2026
  • Estate agents eh? Are any of them not lying, manipulative bastards?

    A year ago I decided to finally put my savings to some use and stop paying other cunts’ mortgages. Especially the cunts who own the house I’d been living in for the last five years, the kind of cunts who got mummy and daddy to help finance the majority of it, stuffed the attic with…

    July 22, 2026
  • Hackneyed internet phrases that terminally online Reddit users love to whip out for a lazy Karma boost

    “I’m so tired of this timeline” Yes, we know, the world is pretty fucked and we’re (mostly) all tired of it. Unless you’re a supporter of corrupt, warmongering, rapist paedophiles or whatever, I guess. But why express your own honest heartfelt emotions when you can lazily bash out this terminally overused line that was born…

    July 22, 2026
  • About the TV Licence in the UK

    This post is actually just to immortalise the fact that on the night of the England – Argentina World Cup match, when I tuned into iPlayer without an active TV Licence to watch the one and only World Cup I’m actually interested in (rooting for England as a Scot, because the Argentina fans seem to…

    July 15, 2026
  • Your clients are not reading your emails or your website or your contract. They just aren’t.

    In my other life I’m a freelance creative. This means I offer a creative service, people search for that service, find me one way or another, ask for a quote, receive a quote, and decide if they want to book it. If they choose to book I’ll send them a booking agreement to read and…

    July 13, 2026
  • Now that Huey Morgan is gone (praise be!) Nemone remains one of my least favourite presenters on BBC Radio 6 Music

    I can’t bear her. I’m sorry Nemone, I’m sure you’re a lovely therapist, sorry I mean person – hey everyone did you know Nemone’s a therapist? Probably news to you as she never mentions it. It’s not her choice of music – that’s 100% dictated by the extremely limited playlist most 6 Music presenters are…

    July 2, 2026
  • How to actually add a new Meaco device to the Meaco app in 2026

    I love Meaco devices. I’ve got their Arete Two 12L de-humidifier and their Sefte Pro 10″ table fan, and they’re fantastic. Well designed, well built, and a British company too. Somehow I managed to add the Arete Two to the Meaco app when I got it last year. Not sure how though, because I got…

    May 26, 2026
  • Bob Vylan did not say or do anything remotely antisemitic at Glastonbury.

    The IDF murders Palestinian civilians waiting at aid points for food deliveries. They are genocidal war criminals. Bob Vylan’s lead singer merely chanted “Death death to the IDF”. There is nothing even remotely antisemitic about vocally protesting a genocidal army that commit war crime after war crime. And nobody at Glastonbury is now heading overseas…

    June 30, 2025
  • Reddit’s ‘Am I The Asshole’ subs are almost all AI bullshit now.

    There’s a bunch of subreddits dedicated to ‘am I the asshole?’ type posts, not sure why so many need to exist but there’s at least three off the top of my head: AITA, AITAH, and I think even a couple of ‘am I the butthole’ clones. The idea is that someone who has done a…

    June 15, 2025
  • Why do so many fucking idiots just sit in the middle lane on motorways?

    I learned to drive in 2019, in my early 40s. So in the grand scheme of things I’m not a super experienced driver for someone my age. And I’ve made some mistakes, oh boy. And I have to admit that the first few times I went on a motorway I didn’t actually know what the…

    June 12, 2025
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