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John voted for his fiancée to be kidnapped by Trump’s Gestapo and was upset when that actually happened.
I don’t know whether to laugh or… no, wait, laughter is indeed the correct response to this brilliantly delusional interview provided by a stupid old white American man who presumably only ever expected his enemies to be targeted by the rapist he voted for: This guy voted for Trump. This guy never thought everything that…
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Perez Hilton, whose real name is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr., deserves the same sympathy, privacy, and respect he gave his victims in the early 2000s
Headline says it all, and the image above, a screenshot of a statement on Perez Hilton’s hospitalisation made by Ireland Baldwin, who is evidently a very kind human being, should be more than enough explanation. Nothing more needs to be said. Except fuck that, I have plenty to say about him. Perez Hilton, whose real…
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Apparently this month Professor Jason Arday releases his latest… book… memoir… whatever, man. Are you buying it?
UPDATE: Aaaaand he’s resigned and run away, leaving Cambridge’s reputation in tatters in his wake – not that that’s so much his fault as theirs for unquestioningly swallowing every delightfully obvious lie they were fed while implying that anyone who questioned them was a racist. Love that for everyone involved, especially those performing monkeys over…
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I was going to tear The Mandalorian and Grogu to pieces myself, but Matt Oakes said everything that needs to be said.
Matt Oakes at Silver Screen Riot. Harsh, but entirely fair: To say I was actively aghast at every second of this movie is not an exaggeration. Just as it brings me no pleasure to report how creatively and emotionally bankrupt this entire project is, there was not a single moment in its two-hour-plus runtime that…
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Been fined by ParkingEye (or any other parking overlord) for a 5-10 minute stay in a car park?
ParkingEye – and indeed many other carpark cash generators – are wankers, and they’re infamous for sending extortionate fines to drivers who spent 5-10 minutes checking the parking terms, deciding against it (for whatever reason) and leaving immediately. In the UK the law says drivers have got 5 minutes grace after entering, sometimes extended to…
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Nirvana’s ‘Nevermind’ cover star Spencer Elden behaves in adulthood like an attention-deprived twat, in my personal opinion
Imagine as an adult cheerfully exploiting your status as the kid on the front of Nevermind for years – telling everyone that’s you, repeatedly posing for recreations – and then when people stop caring enough and you’re not making any money off it any more, deciding to instead sue the band and the photographer and…